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jaclcfrost:

"explain the character’s motivations and the reasoning behind his actions and who he is"

well

there we go

Sleep heavily and know that I am here with you. The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first, and settles in as the gentle present. This now, this us, we can cope with that. We can do this together you and I.

-- Cecil Baldwin, Welcome to Night Vale. (via calvinjcandie)

kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."

dasheroyjackson:

elanorpam:

vastderp:

toastyhat:

tsyndromestuck:

Rose never reverts back from grimdarkness so the kids start a thrash metal band

YES

HELL YES

HELL FUCKING YES

turns out her lyrics are just her wizard fanfics screeched in the broodfester tongues

not many people catch on but the horrorterrors are always really excited to hear the band’s new songs because they want to know what happens next

sugar-coated-killer:

do u ever lay in bed and get really sad about ur favorite person because theyre not in the bed with u

lifeofahomestuckfangirl:

maniacalcat:

going-foresightseeing:

maniacalcat:

going-foresightseeing:

necrophilliacdave:

xeshirem:

vomitingelephantseal:

funimationentertainment:

timesnewromano:

alpha-starr:

dersekingdom:

wingedaradia:

skyebyrd:

wingedaradia:

timesnewromano:

is this a close-up of john or jake youll never know

its john

jake’s glasses are slightly different

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brit they look exactly the same

what r u on

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on the left is john’s, on the right is jake’s

jake’s are elongated. its a really tiny difference but its there

everybody, the homestuck fandom are also a bunch of glasses connoisseurs.

I have never been prouder to be part of the Homestuck fandom.

yes, yes you may have won this round, fandom, but can you figure out

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ROSE OR ROXY???

i’ve been comparing their faces for 3 minutes i cant do it im sorry i have failed as a homestuck

It’s Roxy, I think.

Rose: 

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Roxy:

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above:

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gonna piss on a brick that’s what.

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it’s roxy

rose’s face is wider lol

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Homestuck Fandom.

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Dave with pointy shades or Dirk???

Dave with pointy shades. The left part of your image should have a little black line if it were dirk, since that part is supposed to encompass his hair, as well :3

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…as you can see the boundaries of your image file has dotted lines ^u^

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Here’s dave’s for comparison :>

And within only a few minutes. :D

Oh my fucking god are you kidding me

theliterarybreaker:

Monsters from the South: Saci

We keep with Brazil because there’s still interesting stuff to unearth! But don’t worry, next posts are about my beloved homeland.

So today’s monster from the south is the Saci, a magical trickster imp. They have one leg and are dressed in a manner that resembles 1800 era African slaves, with red loincloths and caps. These characteristics imply that the Saci isn’t 100% Guaraní, but rather a result of cultural intermixing. The fact that they exclusively target homeowners backs up this theory.

The Saci’s behavior is rather mischievous and mean-spirited. Any household haunted by him is expected to have the baddest of lucks: Food will get spoiled or charred, things will get lost, penned animals will escape and get loose, screams will explode in people’s ears… Any misfortune imaginable can happen. If they are having a lot of fun, things can get ugly. 

Worst thing is that they are uncatchable. They can make themselves invisible and will never drop their camouflage.

However! Sacis that feel happy will do a spinning dance and conjure windstorms, better known as “dust devils.” The tornado will reveal his position, and only then a person can catch him by throwing a blessed rosary into the swirling dust. He can then be sealed within a bottle capped with a cork marked with a cross.

Another way of getting rid of them is by stealing their hats .They will grant any wish in exchange for their hat… Which stinks so badly that you can never remove the smell, even by sacrificing your wish.

Sacis are very bratty, and will not take kindly their hats being stolen or their fun cut short. Their rambunctious behavior is often calmed, but never quelled, by giving them tobacco for their pipes. Keep their pipes full, and they will be less destructive.

Despite how cruel they may be, Sacis are very knowledgeable in herbs and medicines and often have a soft spot for desperate people. However, they believe the forest is “theirs” and so you must ask permission and leave payments if you wish to use any herb. Indebtedness with a Saci is an ugly experience…  

"Sure, I hid everything in the kitchen. But maybe, with 6 lbs of tobacco, I may let you fry an egg.”

SOURCE: (x)